I farted in front of my crush last night

Can I wrap my body in duct tape
closing all orifices,
so that no sound will escape

no I love you’s
or I think you’re so hot

so that no smell,
BO or otherwise,
will assault her nose

so that I can paint
a new face on the tape
to replace my own,
one so beautiful
with delicate high cheekbones
and a pair of full lips

the kind I’ve seen on tv screens
and in magazines?

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