The Underwear Monster

I am the underwear monster.

I lay between wads of chewed gum
and abandoned latex condoms
amongst Wal-Mart’s shelves of prepackaged panties

So I can recite
the different types of BDSM rope
to middle age moms

while I help them decide
if they’d rather buy orange thongs,
blue hipsters, or white briefs

I prefer the boyshorts and nylon,

but they always pick
high-cuts and tell their daughters
to keep away from

Me.

April 8, 2014

Day 8 of NaPoWriMo

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