My Boss Ran Away to Gamble

I thought he just went to the bathroom,
but he never came back,
so I switched out my nametag with his
and tried to grow a mustache,
but I didn’t have enough authority
and ended up crying under a table
until he texted me saying
“be an adult, and I’ll buy you a beer.”

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